Monday, September 1, 7 p.m.
The Williamsburg Spelling Bee

Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer Street, Brooklyn

Are you a solid sesquipedalianist? A gratuitous grammarian? Get on down to Pete’s Candy Store this Labor Day. Your friends may hit the bar, but you’re hittin’ the dictionary. This is is serious stuff. Sign-up for the competition begins at 7 p.m. and the first 18 folks to arrive get to play, so be sure to get there early. As always, they’ve enacted the three-strikes-you're-out policy, so one word wrong won’t get you kicked out. Plus, winners get nerd-friendly prizes, and each one qualifies for the annual championship finals.

Deal nearby: Santos Anne

Tuesday, September 2, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Classic Video Game Night

The Roof at Whole Foods Gowanus, Brooklyn

Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle! And the castle this week happens to be on the roof of Whole Foods in Gowanus. Join the crew at Classic Video Game Night for a chance to play old school hits with their old school controllers. This Tuesday, they’re bustin’ out two of Nintendo’s venerable sports games, Excitebike and Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Admission is free, and there’ll be plenty of drinks and eats for sale at the bar to fuel the competition.

Deal nearby: Michael & Ping’s

Wednesday, September 3, 7 p.m. and 9 p.m.
Project:Theater presents OUR BAR NYC, "Schooled"

Failte Irish Whiskey Bar, 531 2nd Avenue, Manhattan

“So, a guy walks into a bar…” and then Project:Theater makes it into a whole story. The ambling troupe chooses one bar each month, gives it a theme, then acts out 10 scenes that could feasibly happen within its walls. This August, it’s all about goin’ back to school, so bring your booksmarts — or at least knock back a couple cocktails to get the juices flowing. Admission is $10 per person and comes with a free can o’ Bud Light. Pro-tip: if you RSVP ahead of time, you’ll be eligible to win prizes on the day of the show.

Deal nearby: Duke’s (Murray Hill)

Thursday, September 4, 5 p.m.
Artcrank NYC 2014

Brooklyn Brewery, 79 North 11th Street, Brooklyn

For bike nerds, the obsession does not stop at simply riding the bike. We must surround ourselves with bike parts and bike themed objects in our homes. Enter: Artcrank NYC, a night devoted to precisely that. The event’s previous celebrations have been so popular that they’re hopping the East River this year to fill up the space at Brooklyn Brewery. Expect to snag some great posters, fresh pints of beer and free Clif bars throughout the night. Admission is free and posters are $50 per print.

Deal nearby: Hope Garage